the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

operahousegirl:

Some people are going to treat you like a snow globe
and keep you on a shelf
and take you down only to shake you up
and watch what falls.

So break your glass
and let yourself pour out
and choose not to be so fragile.

Tip over the aquarium they keep you in
and seep into the ground

bad social habits i have

• mumbling
• not smiling
• trailing off
• crossing my arms
• looking angry even though im not angry
• the fact i cant even socialize
• the fact im me

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

nonothingatall:

jendabenda:

jinglepandas:

egobus:

modified-grrrl:

petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.

petition to fuck everyone

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife